Wednesday, February 28, 2007

3:12 PM

LOL.

We were having mass class convo. Haha I couldn't stop laughing. How spastic, please?

They ganged up to suan me lah wth.

But suaning edubooks and prettysoon = FUNNEST. :D

I finally found out what that disgusting chinese swearword gerrard loves to use means! So gross lah.

Pretty soon pms-ed and swore at ben, then the convo started dying. Aiyoh. Pretty soon is so petty ):


Haha. We should have more class convos! Before the class disintergrates ):

1:32 PM

OH YES.

The guys are crazy over vadi our econ's teacher's 'ISN'T IT' and the bio lecturer's 'OKAY ALRIGHTT' -.- Especially bert ben kiatwee. Omg the way they say OKAY ALRIGHTT is seriously damn qian bian.

bert: your guess is as good as my guess, ISN'T IT
minqi: fuginn stop it!
bert: OKAY ALRIGHTT.

Hahaha.

And bert keeps coming up with stupid names for me ): He kept singing MY/MAI (asin the meesiam mai ham joke) HUM to the tune of blackeyed pea's my hump, then changed it to BI HUM (cos supposedly im bisexual -.-). And then today he was humming the beethovan's symphony thing! Like 'HUM HUM HUM HUMMMMMM.' ): And stupid gerrard said, 'fuginn! Stop HUM-ming!" ): < NOT FUNNY GUYSSSSS.

Aiyoh I'm going to get really nice abs if I keep laughing like this every day.

12:23 PM

Mandy's blog got me sad about keanie and jerald leaving pretty soon again ):

Anyway today was fun again, as always.

We spent a large part of chem lesson chatting to our j3 chem teacher. She's damn smart lah. Psle top-scorer, O levels top-scorer, and she took 3 s papers o.o Crazy. Anyway jerald was being stupid and ego as usual.

j: how many distinctions did you get for Os?
mschuah: um 10
j: oh. That's alllmost as good as me.

j: how much did you get for psle?
mschuah: 289..
me: eh jerald almost as good as you only right
j: no lah. I got 288.
mandy: -.- our level top scorer was only 285 please
j: yah my results too good already. They had to keep it secret.

Then I arm wrestled with jerald. Err me with two hands haha. :S But I won okay! His arm muscles are damn scary lah. Huge o.o Mandy arm wrestled too! She won against jerald (his left arm is damn weak not fair!). Then she wrestled with yiliang. She won cos jerald helped her. ): <

Mandy came up with some brilliant plan to play basketball, girls vs guys. The guys have to play with only one arm, and gerrard and bert have to play with their butts. And their scores will be halved. All these measures will be put in place to give us girls a CHANCE to win. Hahaha.

Oh after school we all went to play at the pullup bars! Damn lame. Mandy was trying to show that she could do pullups. She stood on the stool and jumped :D Oh and we made all the guys do at least one pullup. KIATWEE IS DAMN STRONG. Omgz. He's so tiny, so he's super light. And his arm muscles are huuuge. And yiliang our number one mugger is also damn strong! Even though he looks just like a scrawny mugger. :D Pretty soon cannot do pullups without assistance! Lousy guy!

OMG. KIRA JUST REMINDED ME OMG MANDY AND I HAD IMCB TODAY??? OMG. AND WE TOTALLY FORGOT. AHHHHHHHHH. HOW. HOW HOW. SHIT. THIS IS HOW HORRIBLE.

But back to the topic.

I forgot to mention! Yiliang has a new cool nickname! EDUBOOKS. Omg guess why. His email address is ***_EDUBOOKS@hotmail.com!! Damn cool right.

Ahhh the imcb thing made me lose my train of thought. ):

I shall write whatever comes to me later!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

1:25 PM

Omgzz I'm bushed.

Today was bio test. Haha shucks. I read the notes too many times. So many times that I mixed everything up. Yiliang was testing me about carbos, then I started talking about amino acids, like wth! He was hyperventilating lah. And ben and kiatwee were laughing like crazy and suaning me ): < FUNNNEH LAH.

Anw bio test was so not worth the mugging. Mug also no use. In the end also die. Haha! No actually the mcq was easy, but I crapped through the structured :D

After school gerrard grace and I went out with jiayun to island creamery to eat icecream! Haha. Omg lah I have never known such a fat-conscious guy like gerrard in my whole life. 'Omg why is one scoop of icecream so much?! It's like 3 scoops lah! Shit must go work out.' Wth. I'm sure.

There was a corner for little kids to draw stuff, so amazing grace got very excited. She drew a pic of us four together, one each for all of us to keep :D pasted it inside gerrard's file cos it looked so gay. Hopefully he hasn't removed it, we can all laugh at him tmr.

MY GF'S BIRTHDAY IS LIKE. FRIDAY :D How come my gf older than me that's damn weird.

YEAH NO MORE TESTS UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY. Can slack for a while! Whoo.

Monday, February 26, 2007

12:32 PM

Haha!

Today was a rather amusing day.

We got back all our test results. Math, chem, gp summary.

And

Okay. I did badly, but relatively... HAHA. Seeing that most (or at least a large portion) of the class got worse marks than me for everything um, not thaaaat bad.

Math got b. Ben was laughing like mad when he saw his paper-- 2/20 OMG OWN. Even worse than bert, pro. And apparently jerald made a bet with gerrard and fg, whoever gets highest will have to um. Get castrated. Hahaha. Self-jack lah.

Chem I failed! Along with everyone except 2 people! My class is damn pro.

Jerald was the best lah. He forgot to submit one sheet of his chem paper, which cost him 3 marks. It was the first time he failed a test, so he was looking shocked and devastated throughout chem... unlike mandy, who was happily announcing that she finally failed a test.

And omgzz I pwned gp summary. Not bad lah. I thought I would fail, because I was like 50 words below the word limit, and was randomly adding excessive words to make it look less empty :D

Fg was supposed to do another sexyback dance with gaybriel wee, cos he scored the lowest, but he humji-ed. ): Bert ah. Pot calling kettle black.


After school studied bio with mandy kiatwee keaniebeanie yiliang. Kiatwee and keanie were damn distracting they kept making up weird chem theories about the bio notes -.- Haha and because keanie was complaining about how he lost 4 bottles in 2 months, I used pink fabric paint to write '<3 KEANIE BEANIE' on keanie's water bottle!! It's damn gay! He promises to guard it with his life now, because he doesn't want to suffer the humiliation of it being found by someone else. :D

Fg came to join us later. Omg he talks reeeally loudly. Everyone in the laibrary was shushing him when he was talking on his hp. And he is as distracting as kiatwee. He mutilated my precious bio notes! ): And wth my writing is nice and neat okay. Some bert has illegible handwriting, still complain about other people's.


Zats all go study bio again. Wah bio sure die ):

Sunday, February 25, 2007

12:40 PM

AHHHH I cannot face enzymes anymore ):

Anyway! NOTEBOOKS DESIGNED BY TENG YENLIN WILL BE SOLD in the canteen mon to weds omgzz! Haha yen is like, my idol artist :D :D Everyone needs to support her so she can work for pixar next time. (Then I can say know her and sell her works for billions)

I'm random sorry. Been sitting in front of the bloody com writing bio notes since. Midafternoon. Omg. And I'm going craaaaaazy.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

4:39 PM

Rewriting bio notes can be total HELL.

I spent like 6 consecutive hours writing bio notes! Haha! Stopped writing after lipids. I took one look at the proteins notes and almost cried. Omg. My hand. I dread tomorrow.


Pink smarties are bad for health! ):


I'm bored.



I miss redcross. The trainings and the people. ): After no trainings for months I'm like some weakling. No stamina. No strength. No discipline. Fat fat fat.


Pink smarties are addictive oh no.


Hillsong songs totally make me high!

I've got a Saviour and He's living in me, woah oh!
I wanna know,
I wanna know You today!

And You're the best thing that has happened to me
And the world will never take,
the world will never take You away!
*

Saaaviour,
He can move the mountains,
my God is mighty to save,
He is mighty to saaaave!

Shine Your light and let the whole world see
Singing, for the glory of the risen Kiiiiing!
*

Everlaasting,
Your light will shine when all else fades,
Never eeeending,
Your glory goes beyond all fame

In my heart and my soul,
Lord I give You control,
consume me from the inside out
Lord let justice and praise
Become my embrace
To love You from the iiinside ouutt
*



WHOO.

I should go study again. Listening to hillsong songs make me wanna study.

GOD
IS BIGGER THAN THE AIR I BREATHE
THE WORLD WE'LL LEAVE
GOD
WILL SAVE THE DAY
AND ALL WILL SAY,
MY GLOOOOOORIOUSS!

:D

Before they call, I will answer-- Isaiah 65:24

11:17 AM

Wth. The bio notes are so contradicting. The person who did them obviously just copied and pasted without looking lah.

And our bio tutor's trying to kill us. She doesn't know anything? Amylopectin is more soluble than amylose. I'M SURE. Amylopectin is totally insoluble please! And the proteins thing. Me and mandy were totally not taken in by her alpha helix and beta pleated sheet nonsense?

AH frustrated. She's like another pang, don't even know her own subject.

Friday, February 23, 2007

1:37 PM

'People like you are called yearmates because if you guys were called friends, I would only have 14.'

Haha how true.

I love my yearmates! Cliche as it sounds without them there wouldn't have been me.

And this is damn random, but well. Random nostalgia.

I miss redcross trainings ):

1:10 PM

3R is damn havoc. All thanks to bert! Always make alot of noise lah.

During bio lecture he was howling in laughter REALLY LOUDLY all through, because the lecturer kept spamming 'okay awright?' every sentence. And I could tell he fell asleep halfway through, when he didn't giggle when the lecturer said 'shucrose sholution'.

Student development we were watching tuesdays with morrie movie clips. Then there was this scene when morrie said, 'imagine that you have a bird on your shoulder.' Then I and mandy started laughing and saying how a bert on our shoulder would crush us.

Then break mandy bert me were competing with the bottle game. Haha fg damn bert lah! Cannot do properly :D Um we were making alot of noise. Then a few of us played some psychomotor game during which I totally owned everyone! Haha.

After school mandy mandy's friend me yiliang jerald bert played uno stacko for a while. It's fun! And I owned at this game too, please. I'm damn pro lah. HAHA. Anyway first time jerald lost, so he had to do a forfeit. Which was lame. He just went to a table, messed up their cards and banged on the table. Mandy lost the second time. She was supposed to kiss a guy but she didn't. Haha. She just cheek-to-cheeked with fg, who was super horrified. Fg lost the third time, and he did his sexyback dance for us! Hahaaa it's damn gross!

Then I went out with mel after her lessons. We got couple chokers! Mine's a lock and hers is a key :D j8 is damn small lah. We walked 3 or 4 times round the whole place. Then stoned at coffeebean. Then we walked to the laibrary. The kids section in bishan laibrary is cool! Especially the toilet.


Still bloody tired. Now my butt aches like mad. I can't sit down/ bend without wincing ):




Ahh mandy got me sad about our class breaking up again! ): Oh no I'll also be damn sad if keanie and jerald left. I'll have one less person to exchange nice pirated christian songs with! ): And one less person to suan! ):

omgzz.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

12:05 PM

I'm bloody tired.

Our pe teachers are crazy sadistic nuts. I've never ran so much in two days. My legs are like jelly now, I can't even bend my legs a little without collapsing. ):


Haha these two days have been fun! Yesterday my og and my class both lohei-ed! Damn fun lah! We made alot of mess and noise. Especially my class. Haha we were saying auspicious chinese idioms while lohei-ing, but lorraine couldn't think of anything, so she started throwing out random chinese idioms. Like 'zao3 sheng1 gui4 zi', LOL I'm sure. But my mummy prepared too much so I had to carry everything back ):

HAHA FG HAS A NICKNAME NOW! BERT FROM SESAME STREET. Yay I can suan him everytime he suans me! :D ALL THANKS TO GAYBRIEL WEE. Bert cheong fuginn!!

After school yiliang jerald mandy jean and me went to the lai-brary to um supposedly mug chem! Haha we ended up playing dumb games and making alot of noise. The lai-brarian kept coming up to scold us.

And zomg gerrard and I are NOT attached?? o.o All this while I've thought the class only said it teasingly I didn't know everyone thought that seriously. I got a damn big shock when they asked me about him when we were playing truth and truth lah. Like what the hell. I'M SURE. Gerrard is my big bro please.


Today was chem test. ): screwed up lah wth didn't finish the paper. I made a bet with jerald! If he wrote 'A MOLE IS A BIG BLACK DOT' really big in front of his answer sheet I'd buy him potato wedges, and he really did it. :D mandy was laughing like crazy over it.

After school mandy jeslin kira hil me jerald keanie wanted to go lai-brary to play again. We went alllll the way to the fourth floor, only to be chased out of the lai-brary because a few of us were wearing tshirts with our pinafores/ pants? Wth lah. I don't see the problem? We spent 1/2hr standing outside the lai-brary devising means to trick the lai-brarian into letting us in haha. In the end I bought my rj blouse (needed it anyway) and lent one to kira, so we could all go lai-brary. We spent so long trying to get in that pretty soon pangseh-ed us, and keanie had to go off for dramafeste.

We din really play lah. Jeslin and hilary were busy doing their proteins essay haha. Mandy and I went to sleep. But I woke up when ben and gerrard came, thankfully. Gerrard used my hp cam to take pics of mandy sleeping, as revenge for taking him sleeping very long ago :D then he used mandy's own hp, and changed her wallpaper to the pic! Mandy was super horrified when she woke up. She didn't believe she didn't wake up when they came, and was accusing us of lai-ing. Haha. Morale of story: never fall asleep around 3R. You don't know who's going to candid camera you.


I can't stop teasing pretty soon! :D He's going to hate me pretty soon, HAHA. Now whenever someone says 'pretty' or 'soon' or anything with a 'lai' sound in it omg I start laughing.

Alriiight now to do proteins essay. People! Come online!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

4:03 PM

AHAHAHA. I feel highhh.

I think it's cos it's um quite late! But not very late. Okay I don't know what I'm talking about!

Just now I just remembered about the lohei tomorrow! For og AND class. Mad lah. Not enough carrots and cucumbers. Had to rush to ntuc with my maid to buy loads and loads of them. Omg we bought alot. Cos my mum thought I said 'enough for 4 groups of 20 people I said 'enough for 40 people' or something like that. I'm sure 80 people lah haha.

Tomorrow morning have to wake up early with my mum to grate carrots and cucumbers. Wah.

And got so many things to carry! Yay luckily got gerrrad. He no need to go gym tomorrow already lah. I give him weights to lift :D




I feel daaaamn gay recently!! I painted my toenails pink. Like wth. I hate pink. And today I wore my pink slippers and carried my pink waterbottle (from my darling yrmates :D) to my gf's house. AHHHHHHH. Gay gay.

12:37 PM

YES I CAN BLOG ON MY COMMM.

Today went to my gf's house to play mahjong! My gf's house is damn big lah. And her toilet very nice :D Played mahjong with lucas gerrard ty jh. Haha! Damn funny. Only jy and gerrard knew how to play. So they spent super long time teaching the rest of us. And because they were lazy, and because we didn't play with money they didn't really teach us the rules and stuff like that.

Fun lah! We played the whole day. From like 12-6. And jh kept singing out of tune as usual and irritating gerrard who looked like he really wanted to bash him up. Jy went into her usual mad drunk mood thats seriously damn weird. Gerrard and ty kept spouting chinese vulgarities and they refuse to tell me what they were saying. Lucas... lucas was normal. Thank God.

AND I JUST MISSED MY KOR COS I STAYED BACK TOO LATE. He went off to book in like, 5-10 mins before I came home? ):

Rar. Tmr need to go back to school. Die got alot of stuff never do.

Blah.

Monday, February 19, 2007

4:46 PM

Alright I'm back.

Um sunday. Sunday my dad's side relatives came to my house. Uh I spent the afternoon hiding in my room being antisocial haha.

Then evening we went to my mum's side uncle's house! Which is much more fun please. Haha actually I think it's cause my mum's side cousins are all around my age group. My dad's side cousins all have kids already?

Anyway today morning went to my mum's side's aunt's house to eat steamboat. YAY yinxue gave me something omgg I've been wanting it for AGES. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY YINXUEEEE. <3

Evening we left for my other aunt's house! To eat steamboat again. And we watched Borat. It's such a dumb show. And omg damn gross. We came to this scene where the guy and his manager were wrestling each other IN THE NUDE yuck and it wasn't censored. Quickly stopped watching haha. Oh and we played upwords! My cousins are super porn lah. We were creating words like the fword, 'porn', 'tits', 'sex', 'fart' o.o like, err. Then we tried to play monopoly but found silverfish in the monopoly set, which my cousins found more interesting.


Tomorrow going to jiayun's house to play mahjong with jh lucas gerrard! Haha not that I know how to play. Shall make my gf teach me :D

Happy cny!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

9:28 AM

Shit I'm going to grow fat, been eating snacks nonstop since morning.

Anyway yesterday was take5. Umm okay our class spent most of the time lazing around playing cards and watching ttime. We played bridge asshole daidee bluff blackjack stress slapjack haha.

Oh and we were the first class to bounce in the bouncing castle! It's damn fun lah! All the girls, plus yiliang and jerald and jerald's friends. The other guys were too man to bounce. But yah bounce bounce bounce! Until we almost deflated the castle/tiger.

After take5 gerrard and I pangsehed class lunch for og lunch. Og lunch was damn sad though, like 6 people? Haha. We went to fareast to eat. Then we walked from fareast to shaw so kwok could buy rj uniform, then walked to plaza sing to stone at bk. Stoned for like 15 minutes, then everyone wanted to go home already. Haha we're damn no life lah. But I love hanging out with my og! They're very nice people and super crap, always make me laugh.


Just came back from dinner with my dad's side relatives. Don't really like eating with them, cos my extended family is very very big and I'm not close to them. And they make alot of noise and give me headaches. And my aunt just mistook my kor for my boyfriend like what the hell.

Aside from that, my voice is coming back. Yay I hope it recovers SOON. I hate waking up every morning feeling like crap because my throat is swollen and painful.



My kor is back! :D He is like, my role model? I hope I can grow up like him else I'd be super failure lah. Today at dinner he made me feel so bad, cos he was so considerate to everybody and I wasn't. ):

Thursday, February 15, 2007

2:19 PM

Haha late post because I came home late yesterday, and my brother's com was off.

Using my kor's com today cos my bro's mean and doesn't want to lend me. Wah lao his keyboard sucks.

Valentine's day was great! :D

I GOT 8 FLOWERS IN TOTAL! Haha including melvyn's stuffedtoy rose (because he insists fake roses last forever just like his love, whateverr). Kwokleung jianhui jiayun melvyn xue mel gerrard teeyong YAY nice people :D

GERRARD'S FLOWER WAS SUPER LAME. He asked me what I wanted, and because I was busy buying balloons with shuks I told him anything. And he got me a CHRYSANTHEMUM OMG hahaha. His excuse was that I could use it to boil chrysanthemum tea for my throat, like wth.

Anyway vday was full of sweets and love! Haha I returned home with like a bag full of sweets and chocolate lah. And a kiss on my cheek from mel!! :D She drew it on me with her lip liner.

Wore mel's and my couple red hairband, and couple earrings with shuks. The earrings shuks bought were damn cool lah, zippers!

And my yearmates! And my ogmates! And my classmates! <3 haha. Thankyou for your presents I love you guys.

After school had artclub for a while. Ahh nice cheesecake and chocolate cake and I couldn't eat cos my throat hurt):

Stoned around with ben and jerald to wait for gerrard and keaniebeanie, cos we had class dinner.

When we wanted to leave jerald refused to come along cos he wanted to hang out with his friends longer. So ben and gerrard took his bag along with us. Damn funny lah. Walked until ri, then remembered we had his wallet with us so he couldn't take mrt to orchard, so ben called him up and pretended that we found his bag at ri -.- He walked all the way to where we were, THEN WENT BACK TO HIS FRIENDS waste our effort.

Class dinner! Yay most of our class turned up. Er okay our class is super small, so thats not alot. Jiaying mandy kira hilary me kiatwee ben keanie gerrard jerald yiliang. Ahh the restaurant was super ex lah. Like the cheapest thing was 13 bucks?? But the serving was super huge too, didn't finish mine haha.

Before we ate, jerald flirted with the waitress.

waitress: *reads out orders* is that correct?
jerald: yeah, thanks yvonne.

Haha damn funny! Then mandy gave him her rose and dared him to give it to the waitress, and he did. The waitress was super embarrassed :D

After we ate mandy took out our present for the guys!! WE BOUGHT GAY COLOURED NAILPOLISH FOR THEM. Omg damn funny! Pink, yellow and glitter. Then we painted their nails for them. In the restaurant some more, super malu-ating lah. Most of the guys were damn embarrassed. Actually all except pretty soon who didn't even put up a fight hahaha! Gay lah:

mandy: come let me paint your nails!
jerald: .. wait I remove the nailpolish from my nails first

HAHA. Er old nailpolish from his og. But still.

Then kiatwee insisted on painting his own nails. He ended up painting his fingers as well -.- Haha guys seriously cannot paint nails. Yiliang tried to help me paint mine. He sploshed on this thick blob of polish and started mutilating my nails lah I got so h0rrified.

Took pictures! Haha. Will show my og the gerrard ones omg laugh until we die.

After being public annoyances we played open numbers to decide who got to keep the nailpolish. Ben got the honours.

But I asked him to help me hold my bag of vday goodies, AND HE STUFFED THE NAILPOLISH INTO MY BAG wth.):< Haha.

Oh and lame joke:

a: I don't LAI.
b: then you must be called hips.
a: why?
b: cos HIPS don't LAI.

HAHAHA. OMG. PRECIOUS LAH.

Did I mention that my class is full of celebrities?? We have mandy moore, hilary duff, shakira, steven gerrard, mr bean, and BEN AND JERRY.

YES and I keep getting HUMMMM-ed. All thanks to fg lah. ):<


Uh today. During civics lesson we painted fg's nails, as punishment for not coming for class dinner :D Damn gay lah he had to wear it the whole day. And ahh keanie and jerald changed subj combi. If our timetable doesn't change, they'll transfer out of our class cos their subjs clash! )): Noo cannot our class so small already.

Um. Econs essay was total crap I didn't finish the second question. GG.

Afterwards stoned around with melvyn's class for a while. Then went to play bridge with kiatwee ben jerald. Ahh they are super diao I cannot stand them. And never ever ever ever ever trust what jerald says. Fos lah, he was trying to confuse us by telling different people he was their partner -.-.

Omg me and jiayun got hit by flying birdshit like wth?? Damn grossssssssss. Ahhh.

Stoned around some more with jiayun and melvyn until very late, then went home.

And I'm damn tired now. YAY tmr is take5. No school! Happy happy.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

3:23 PM

AHHHHH my voiceeee. It's almost all gone already. Shucks.

Stupid ben and gerrard kept suaning me about it today lah.

BUT AT LEAST GERRARD HAS A HEART. UNLIKE BEN. ): <

Gerrard kept asking me to go Lost and Found to find my voice back -.-
Ben kept speaking to me in some high pitched damn gay voice wth?

Anyway we played pyschologist during breaks! IT'S SUPER FUNNY LAH. Once mandy was pretending to be jerald, so when shuli asked mandy what she liked to do, she said: 'I like to look at myself in the mirror and preen!' HAHA. And yiliang's were all 'I like to study.' :D

Today's bio lecture was damn funny. Anyway our class guys were sitting in the row in front and the girls the row behind. For some reason the whole class was damn tired. Then we (the girls) realised the whole row of guys except yiliang-the-mugger was asleep! SUPER HILARIOUS LAH. They were all lolling in their seats and omg fg was THE best lah. Jeslin was saying that he looked like a joystick that was being played.

We were nice so we tried to wake them up. Haha hilary kicked fg's chair and he jerked up and fell back asleep again. Keanie beanie was trying his hardest to keep awake and seriously his face was DAAAAMN comical. Kira and me were kicking ben's chair but that guy lousy lah refuse to wake up.

VALENTINE'S DAY IS NOW! Haha. Oh jianhui gave me a rose today! So I have two roses now! :D My ogmates damn nice pls give me roses. HAHA.

Okay late need to sleep. Math test tmr, econs thursday. BLAH.




ANNND, my brother rocks man. RAWKS to the core!

Err my bro wrote that himself. Since he lent me his com to type this I shall leave it. Haha.

Monday, February 12, 2007

12:30 PM

Wah lao there's something wrong with my com, somehow it can't open blogger there -.- Now I'm stuck with blogging with my bro's com and hoping he doesn't come back from where he went off too soon, haha.

Anywayyyy today.

Argh more lame jokes omg. All suaning jerald soon haha.


gerrard: ... we have to do it pretty soon. *wink wink*

During chem:
a: eh jerald what's your chinese name?
b: I know! Soon2 kueh4!!

*gerrard hears the ^ joke and laughs so hard his face turns red*
jerald: why gerrard, hear about me then blush until so red?
gerrard: yah lah, jerald so pretty...

jerald's self-jack:
jerald: if we want to book a restaurant then we need to book it very soon... SHIT

HAHA.

I think there were more but I can't remember!

Oh and yiliang was teaching us how to do the loser cheer! Haha fg kept doing and doing it, he was so fascinated. Fg's psychomotor skills are seriously er damn imba. You should watch him.

And we're really going to changi airport for 3R lonely hearts gathering on vday :D


KWOKLEUNG BOUGHT ME A ROSE TODAYYYYY! :D yay so nice haha. Grace had a rose and I wanted one too, so I asked kwok to buy me one and he agreed! SO NICE LAH. I picked a orangey red one thats damn prettyyy and it smells like honey.

I shall make more of my ogmates buy my roses tmr and on vday YEAH. Hahahahaha.



Shiiiit I lost my voice while mugging math with gerrard after school ): it deteriorated damn fast? Like in less than an hour it went from normal to my currently damn deep and sexy tone. Argh not again. The last time my voice totally disappeared it took one bloody week to come back. NOO. Cannot survive without my voice!


Whatever.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHET MY DAARLING! :D Happy 17th and enjoy your lingerie! <3

Saturday, February 10, 2007

2:49 PM

Argh bad mood now.



Mel where are you I wanna talk to you again ):








Haha it's strange how you can have so much to say to someone, yet nothing to tell another.

Anyway thank you Lord for all my friends. I think I'm the luckiest person on earth, because my friends so far are all so nice and caring , and they always do stuff to touch me even though most of the times I know I don't deserve it.

Sometimes I'm even scared, because it feels like there's a reason why the Lord is so good to me now.

I don't deserve all this.


But don't take it all away ):

1:19 PM

Went out with mel kindred today!

Haha. Our regular aimless walkings.

It was so stupid, we wanted to go out to buy stuff, but we were both broke. Kept seeing really nice stuff that we wanted to buy, but couldn't buy them because mel had no money at all, and I didn't have enough for two shopping obsessed people.

For some reason we're obsessed with red sparkly stuff! Super funny, we'd stare at red sparkly earrings and necklaces and everything and mel would squeal 'so niiiiiiiiceeee' bimbo-ly. For vday we got matching red sparkly hairbands! They make us look a little like '80s agogo girls but um nevermind.

Ooh icelemontee has NICE earrings. Especially this very cool pair of red electric guitar earrings ahh we wanted to get them but haha no money.

Ssaw cheap and really nice looking hoop earrings so we decided to get them as our matching accessory for this week instead. But it was black not red, so we've changed our rules to include black, with red :D

After spending almost all my money we sat down at bk to eat, but realised I only had errr 2 bucks left. Mel remembered that she had some coins in her pouch that could probably supplement that, so she started digging them out.

She found 11 bucks worth of coins in her pouch. OMG.

Plus 4 melted, mutilated fox sweets, loads of reciepts and even a used oil blotting paper.

HAHA GROSS RIGHT. Crazy girl. But anyway we were richer and she returned me my money ( all in coins ):) and I was richer and yay.

We bought onionrings and chicken cheesesticks and paid for them all in 20 and 10 cent coins :D Not bad lah. The look on the cashiergirl's face was priceless.

Yay mel promised me a stalk of rose for vday!! WENTING YOU BETTER GET ME ONE TOO :D Then I'll have at least two hahahaha. Desperate attempt to feel wanted on vday.

Vday is going to be so fun! Couple earrings with shuks, couple hairbands with mel and bodyart love messages to dawn and mel. Oh oh and a date with 3R haha! At changi airport supposedly, so we can um watch airplanes and eat at swensons. And roses!




Anyway after bumming around a little longer we went home, cos I wasn't feeling well. I fell sick afterwards ): so horrible, I think it's to do with the crying over split milk yesterday. I always get sick after crying. Crying is bad for you, it embarrasses you, makes you look ugly when you're doing it and after you've done it, and it makes you sick what the hell?

ARGH I don't wanna be siiiiiiick.

Friday, February 09, 2007

12:27 PM

Os. Ahh let my mum down I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry mum.

Shit. And my mum was so nice to me she said it was okay don't worry. And she spent so much fucking time on me. And I give her this kind of shit grades. What the fuck. What kind of lousy shit letdown of a daughter am I oh my GOD.



Okay sorry.

Anyway I was kind of cheered up alot while I was with my yearmates. My yearmates are the bestest friends in the world, they're the only ones who can cheer me up when I'm down.

We went to swensons to eat icecream and talk crap. My year has an identity crisis omg like half of us got called 'man' before.

Then we went to bibinbaba to buy rj uniform. Spent like 1 hour there, just because we couldn't decide whether to buy L or M for skirt, 14 or 14.5 for blouse -.- And 14.5 ran out of stock so I have to go rj and buy. The rj skirts are seriously damn long. Must go hem up, argh.

Thanks everyone for cheering me up. Especially my kor mel stace shuks shee chet melvyn gerrard, thanks so much sorry for worrying you guys.

Gerrard is damn funny. Out shopping with his mum, 'this is called sensistive new age guy' hahaha OMG gay.

My kor came back again today! God I've only seen him twice in a month I miss him like crazy lah. When he came home he stank up the whole house. He hadn't a proper bath for 6 days ><


YAY my gf and my bestfriend can most probably stay in rj im damn happy :D don't dare to go around asking people though, I'm afraid of what I'd hear. Heh.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

12:06 PM

Ahhhhhhhh I'm being suaned left right centre. Shit lah. I think it's retribution for suaning jianhui too much.

Stupid fuginn and his stupid nick.

I nearly died laughing from econs lecture and tutorial today. Everytime someone says 'isn't it?' my whole class starts laughing. Especially fuginn the nutcase. Every time the class stops laughing he'll giggle and make everyone start all over again. Gerrard and him were bright red in the face through the whole econs tutorial lah. Vadi got rather irritated today, because we kept bursting out in laughter and not telling him what was wrong. He kept asking if there was something wrong with his hair, haha. Fuginn had to bite his arm to stop himself from annoying vadi further. And during econs lecture the lecturer just said 'It's similiar to the demand curve, isn't it?' and the guys started howling in laughter already. The whole lt was quite irritated by our class I think, because no one understood what we were laughing about.

During break we made fuginn do sexyback moves as a forfeit. Damn funny. And we played chop chilli chop. Because mandy heard from somewhere that gerrard's muscles were so huge that he couldn't put his forearms together, but gerrard didn't want to show us. So mandy was devising some plan to make him do it and thought of chop chilli chop. Ha. The plan failed lah but it was funny anyway.

Gerrard showed me, later in the library. He really cannot do HAHA. Hardcore lah.

More gerrard lame jokes omg. 'I'm going to the LAIbrary.' and 'I hate math... cos 45 equals to 0.5'. Haha go key in cos 45 into your calculator and see.


Some time in the library with my og I moodswing-ed. Maybe I ran out of laughter from laughing through school period. I think I scared my og abit, because I didn't laugh at any of their lame jokes and my face was like stone the whole time I was with them. Sorry heh. Spoil the mood.

Still feeling antisocial-ish now.


Good luck everyone, for tomorrow. Especially the non ip people. God bless.


And yay my kor is coming back on saturday.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

3:29 PM

Today I borrowed jiayun's sc half-u! :D

Can you believe it it's the FIRST TIME since errr P3? that I've worn a skirt! Not counting ttime acting haha. I'm so man, lah.

Went around telling people I crashed rg for 4 years and I've actually always been an sc girl :D

Anyway skirts are so inconvenient. You can't sit any old how! At least rgs pinafores have loads of cloth for you to cover up when you want to sit gangsterish. And I was playing pepsi cola with mandy and jeslin in the morning and I couldn't stretch my legs out properly to take steps!

Speaking of pepsi cola WHAT THE HELL the stupid )@&$*!? guys came up with some stupid dumb nickname for me during the pepsi cola game. FUGINN IS GOING TO DIE. Wah lao lah. Watch it man. If I have to endure that nick for two years... I'll go change class now. Hahaha.

And the guys were trying to get candid shots of everyone. Like, shove their camera phones in front of someone's face, call their names and when they turn to look take their picture. Haha damn funny lah. Jerald that ass got owned by me so many times pls. I captured all his uncool faces. HA.

After school wenting and I went to buy alvin's cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALVINNN. Omg he's 19 already, so old. Sad life, puberty over face structure cannot change already. He'll look like that forever. HAHA.

Wenting and I bought him a frog lollipop! It looked exaclty like him :D Oh and a tiramisu cake, just because my gf jiayun was craving tiramisu and I'll do anything for her.

Artclub today. We did printmaking quite fun.

Afterwards stoned around in school with von and melvyn until like 7pm. Because von's class was also going to send nat off at the airport. We went off together. Met sarah yannie carmen on the way, so went off with them instead.

At the airport. Wow many people turned up to send nat off. 401, her current class, and her og. Ahh it was very sad.

P.s. nat's og has very weird guys. Heh.

Back. It's late and I'm tired. ):

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

12:04 PM

AHHHH O results are coming out soon!

I'm VERY afraid. My chinese sucks like hell lah.

And all the non ip people! Omg no one I know can leave rj okay. Cannot break my heart.

ESPECIALLY my girlfriend jiayun. And my bestfriend shanshan! ): And my classmates and ogmates.


Yay today I made a new girlfriend-- jiayun! We love each other so much lah. Hahaha. We were gaying around and grossing out her classmates/ my classmates especially gerrard HAHA.

3R is super funny omg I almost died laughing during gp today. And our break at the expense of poor ben.

His dare: go up in front of the lt before econs lecture started, use the microphone and say: 'I demand a kiss, can someone supply it?'

Like omg what kind of lame dare is that :D Haha.

Econs tutorial. The guys were imitating vadi's accent and using his favourite phrase: isn't it. And gosh all the gerrard lai and jerald soon jokes. 'Jerald... it's your turn soon'. 'Gerrard you lai-r!'. 'Gerrard, lai (come)!' crap lah.

Gp we played taboo again! Our groups' scores keep drawing, so today we made up words for each other. My team's words are the bomb. Especially our taboo words :D

Vadi.pvss, taboo word-- isn't it.

When I saw it I started laughing so hard I almost cried. Gerrard had to make his team guess it, then when he came up and saw the taboo words he laughed until his face turned red.

Haha after playing for almost an hour (like 1/2hour after gp lesson ended) our scores were still tied.


After gp sat with amazing grace in the canteen to supposedly mug. Grace is damn amazing lah. She was wondering whether this particular guy who was gerrard's bball senior was J1 or J2, so she just called him to come over and started talking to him. Random, pls. And AHH got tricked by him he was J2 but he told us he was J1. His lying skills suck lah. He said he took bio, when he previously said he was in a pcme class. -.-


Alriight that's all I shall go find something useful to do. Lectures tests coming up, argh.

Monday, February 05, 2007

4:15 PM

I keep telling myself I'd go to sleep early this and this day, but end up sleeping at 1plus anyway. Good job lah. See how I survive a few more weeks.

OH and I forgot to mention the hugest revolution I made today thanks to mel. I KNOW WHY MY BAG IS SO HEAVY NOW. I stopped carrying a file! :D:D No wonder lah. So dumb haha.

Couldn't find a nice new file so I just took my old file. It's nice and lime green.

I'm all green and red! Christmas the bestest day everrr!


Hahaha.

Omg high again.

Shall go to sleep bye.

12:25 PM

I'm super high today! :D

Omg. I just did my econs ppt, totally at the wrong moment. I felt so crazy I made the slide backgrounds alternate between green and red. Hahaha. It looks super chrismassy now! Damn cool pls. But I think kira will kill me hahaha. And I think my younger bro got affected, cos he started playing rudolph the rednosed reindeer on the electone o.O Alriiight! Christmas in only 10 months! Bring it on man.

Haha irritated kira the whole day in my hyper mode. I don't know whyyy but I'm just so highhh.

Gp was super funny as usual. Laughed very hard. Our class is filled with lamers lah.

Most of the class (minus history peeps minus jiaying minus ahmad adam minus fuginn) went out for class lunch at s-11 today! Was supposed to go out with mel, but I pangseh-ed her for two hours :D Oh mandy told us about one of the bubbletea shop which gave you 'suibian' bubbletea if you didn't know what to order. Damn funny lah. Everyone was ordering suibian bubbletea hahaha.

Then we went to the playground to play. And camwhore.

After class lunch I met mel and we stoned around again! WE WENT TO TOOOOOWN. Cos becca needed to go fix her ipod in town and we're meeting her after her class ended, so might as well go there first. I missed walking around orchard as if we owned it! Especially when you're in your uniform, then you feel like, wo3 de4 di4 pan2! Yeahh man damn cool. Who knows orchard better than we do!

We walked from orchard mrt to wisma to taka to cine to heeren's and back to wheelock. Haha. Yay I love aimless walks with mel. Kindred's the only other person who understands the need for aimless walking :D

Oh and we bought a pair of red studs from heeren's, one each. We've decided to wear some matching red thing every week or so! And I got the couple earrings shuks and I were supposed to get for each other for vday. I got rose studs. Haha so romantic lah. And I'm really broke ):

Met up with becca (who actually told us she wanted to go heeren's when she meant wheelock, which was why we waited there for her haha) The queue for the ipod clinic was super long, so we accompanied mel to sakae sushi to eat sushi. Okay duh you go sakae sushi to eat sushi.

Stoned around alot and stuff then went home.

The becca got me into my omg-the-future-is-so-scary mode and now I'm feeling afraid. Of what I don't really know, just. Afraid. Heh.


Time passes too quickly!

I feel schizophrenic. Like I'm damn high yet I'm also damn angsty. And as usual I'm super drained, because I've been on high the whole day.

I shall find someone to do something drastic with on vday! Have the need to become attention-seeking for a while, to feel sec4 again. The time when we used to walk about feeling like we knew everything, and heck about what other people's thinking about us.


Aiee I'm damn random lah.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

9:50 AM

RGSRCY WON SECOND FOR FDCOM'07!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOO.


Alriiiight juniors! You guys rocked.

Haha I admit I was extremely apprenhensive about what I was going to see. And was extremely disappointed when the squad didn't get top3 in the district for the first round. BUT THE SECOND ROUND WAS DA BOMB MAN.

Like I was seriously in awe. We were the fastest squad to get into the second box lah!It took PURE GENIUS.

Hahaha.


Okayy but cedar's definitely deserved first lah. Their drill was like, perfect. o.o

I think the year's going soft. We actually felt bad for ri when they didn't get top3 in the finals. Which is very weird because usually we'd be celebrating. Chet says it's because we're maturing. :D ohyeah I feel so mature lah.


I missed being together with the year! The year seriously makes me go high. We were doing stupid stuff the whole day! Like singing Sexy Back. Our favourite line: 'I'll let you whip me if I misbehaaave'! So cute lah the song. We played it on chet's hp at full blast, and everytime that line came up we'd scream it out and laugh. And chet was telling us about her lame friend's sexyback joke.

friend: eh how're you going home?
chet: err mrt. you?
friend: I'm takin' taxi baaack... yeah!

HAHA. So dumb lah.

And chet also saved the batchdance song in her hp! SO WE STARTED DOING IT. Wai was super malu-ed by us :D

Oh and our new raffles echo cheer, to the original R-A-F-F-L-E-S :

R-A-F-F-L-E-S!
Let's go do our T-Y-S!
Every homework every test!
4.0 nothing less!

Strive On!
Raffles!
R-A-F-F-L-E-S!
Let's go do our T-Y-S!

What did we get??
4.0!
What do we want??
4.1!


Hahaha.

Unit dinner after fd com! I missed having unit dinners. Ahhh. Nostalgic.

Played silly games like Honey I Love You and 10cent coin and made alot of noise in the public area until really late. Okay late for me, because it was at woodlands so I took 1.5hours to get home.

Reached home at 11pm (you can calculate backwards) and my parents were quite pissed I think heh.

Friday, February 02, 2007

12:30 PM

Ahhhh I need to go to bed earlier. I'm going to die of sleep deprivation one day.

Shit. Feeling damn horrible now. All gerrard's fault.

Ohyah and I think I caught his stupid lameness. Where're you going?.. home. Where? ... singapore. Haha.


I miss rg. I miss my yearmates. I miss 401.

Footdrill com tomorrow. Go juniors! Don't let us down.




Okay I have to get this off.

I HATE THE WHOLE GIRL-BOY THING IN RJ.

Just because I hang around my og guys alot doesn't mean I'm attached to any of them. We're just really close friends. It's only the 5th week of school, and there're so much stuff said about me and whoever whoever already, what the fuck? It seriously pisses me off. I don't care if the stuff said's only for teasing, I'm bloody sick of hearing them already.

And what the hell, how can I be attached to so many guys at once. Make sense, people. Not everyone's desperate or a flirt, alright.

Okay I'm getting vulgar I'm sorry.



And I'm sorry, if I've given you any wrong ideas.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

12:06 PM

My class was so crap today :D

Vadi came late for tutorial because he forgot about it. Me and a few guys were locked out of the classroom by the class. Jean wanted to find vadi. She tried to get out of the class, but we didn't let her. Jerald told her to jump out of the window!

After a few minutes of trying to open the door, she really jumped :D

Damn funny lah.


Oh and mandy and lorraine's posing at the outside window, and screaming when the guys came to prank them was very hilarious. Hahaha.

Econs lecture was very funny too.

lecturer: In economics income is usually denoted with a 'Y'.
fuginn: WHY?
lecturer:... you're lame.

HAHA AND FUGINN IS REALLY LAME! As in he broke his leg. HAHA.

Bio pract was funny too. We were laughing at fuginn as usual. He likes to ask the most duh questions in the universe. We were looking at the epidermal layer of leaves under the microscope.

fg: Ma'am! How does a stomata look like!

Like, err...? Haha. Oh and we had a pop quiz which most of us did badly in. Except yiliang who got only one wrong, and actually it was correct except the teacher was abit anal about its presentation. HE WAS MUGGING DURING BREAK. Big fat mugger lah. Haha.

Mugged with the og again today. Yay so many people! Did some of my math yayy I'm almost done. Today we were discussing about BGRs, about who in the og we'd date/reject hahaha. Damn funny. Oh and alvin our ogl whose face cannot get better was in the library too, then we started suaning him like mad again.

jh: I need to stop looking at you, you're spoiling my eyesight!


Hahaha alriiight. And now I have the habit of saying alriiight thanks to the og! Ahh stop lalala.
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